Even an ass gets stuck for things to say ......

Oh yes, it is true. An ass can post.

My name is Dennis. Some of you may already know me. Sadly I am owned by that crazy Abilene but she does at least give me a cozy spot at the bottom of her handbag so I guess she's not so bad.

After much foot stomping she has allowed me this blog. My goal is to be able to do lots of travelling and to post pictures of my tales. I think she even mumbled something about possibly letting me travel via Royal Mail to visit people.

Please fell free to add me as a friend. C'mon you know everyone has to have at least one ass for a friend.

I have to say though (and don't tell her) that I am not too impressed with this back garden in the place she is house sitting. I rather fancied frolicking in grass but all I get is a harsh wooden deck. Oh the horror.